My airline brings all the boys to the yard

My flight back to Vancouver got cancelled yesterday, so I am basking in the beauteous glow of the Centre of the Universe until Monday.

First they gave me good food, a movie, and a whole row all to myself. Now they extend my trip back home and give me $100 for the inconvenience of hanging with my homies for another two whole days. I have never been so happy with an airline in my entire life.

~g. mango would teach you, but she'd have to charge