Letters to Vancouver

FROM THE DESK OF G. MANGO

Dearest Vancouver,

Give me a break already. What have I ever done to you? Except for that time in 2002 when I said Toronto was way better than you, and that your mountains were kinda lame. But I was young and foolish, and that was before we were well-acquainted with each other. And I have apologized countless times for it. I know for a fact that you still have that cute little apology card I made for you stuck to the front of your fridge with a magnet that says "Go West, young mango."

So let's just call it even, and you can let me know at least some kind of stable success while I live in your borders. Or else I might have to move to Calgary. And you don't want that to happen, now do you?

Sincerely,

G. Mango