Reasons not to date me

• I have an unhealthy obsession with kitchen gadgetry.

• Even after seven solid attempts over the last six years, I have yet to finish Anna Karenina.

• I'm a married woman.

• I gave you no warning that I am retiring this blog.
  

The Intern and I have tied the knot! Hoorah!

~ g. mango is looking forward to gardening, lawn bowling, knitting and other relaxing activities enjoyed by retired people everywhere.