Reasons Not to Date Me (v. 2.0)

1. I cannot assemble IKEA furniture without adult supervision and/or constant encouragement.

2. I get sad when it rains, and I live in a rain forest.

3. I mercilessly judge people who have a tenuous grasp of (on?) punctuation or grammar.

4. I answer my cell phone when I am out with other people.

5. I like lists. A lot. Especially bulleted ones.

6. I am too short to reach the top shelf.

7. I am too tall for these jeans.

8. I have an astonishing propensity to forget things.

9. I am dsylexic.

10. I just misspelled dyslexic.


~sgm seeks charming dyslexic for long wakls on the beach