Pop Quiz

Which of the following is NOT true:

a) I just scored 51 points with the word "chest" in Scrabulous

b) I finally made good on my threat to my mentally unstable PC and replaced it with a Mac

c) I have moved back to Toronto without telling any of my friends on either side of the Rockies

d) The US is doing a lame job of counter-spinning its attempts to start something with Iran

e) C is for cookie


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Answer: c

So everyone hold your horses, cool your jets, relax yourselves, and stop sending me panicky emails about my total lack of respect for our friendship. Yeesh.

I love you all. And though I am still in Toronto, I haven't moved anywhere. Quit reading all the celebrity gossip about me, and trust that I might make some sort of announcement if I were to move three thousand miles away. I even make announcements when I move thirteen blocks down the road. Or across the street.

I'll keep you posted on my job situation in the next little while. Oh, did I not mention that I am unemployed again? Surprise! More later.

~ a rolling stone gathers no gossip