Further reasons not to date me

• I have the attention span of a grapefruit.

• I have the heart of a lion. I bought it in Chinatown for $14.

• I might be arrested for aggravated assault the next time I hear the words "female" or "male" used as nouns.

• I listen to Prince, Ella, and Timbaland without even so much as one ounce of shame.

• I ain't got no money.

• I ain't got no car to take you on a date.

• Can't even buy you flowers.

~g.mango is your perfect soul mate