Mood Rings

Relient K has a song about getting all the emotional girls in the world to wear mood rings so guys can figure out what all is going on in their pretty little heads.

I've decided to join the boys on this issue. Freakin' girls. And their freakin' emotions.


She said to me she's so stressed out that it's soothing
And all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring"

'Cause when it's black it means watch your back
Because you're probablly
The last person in the world right now she wants to see
And when its blue it means that you should call her up immediately
And ask her out 'cause she'll most likely agree
And when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
And when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless
And that's all right, I must confess.

~g. mango is temporarily renouncing her girlshiphood