En garde!

I went to my first fencing class yesterday.

And I thought I was gonna die.

But I didn't die. As is very likely apparent from the appearance of this post. But, yes, once the near death part had past, I had a tonne of fun.

And now I can star in movies opposite some flashy A-list actor and make a million dollars!

Or, you know, I can effectively poke you in the eye with a metal stick.

~g. mango calls for a recount!