Mood swings and mood rings

I feel good.

My butt looks great today. The Intern is coming to hang out in my new pad this weekend. I am out of the office and back with the kids in my old job. And despite my former apprehension, everything has worked out well with the new job.

Did I mention I got a new job?

At a church. Influencing impressionable young people. For money.

I know.

I can't believe they hired me either.

What with the massive competition, my lack of pastoral training, my love of fragmented sentences, and my overuse of single line paragraphs.

What were they thinking?

Who knows?

But it's great. And now I have two jobs that I enjoy.


~thou shalt not covet g.mango's asterisk