Rent-a-Rag

In response to a friend's recent sexual activation and consequent trepidations:

Haven't had your period in two months? Think you might be pregnant? Why not Rent-a-Rag?! Sign up for our month-by-month rate and you can have MY period for less than a dollar a day! That's right, for less the the cost of a cup of coffee a day . . .

~ g.mango is fresh as a prince on a ghetto spring day