Revelations and Hypotheses

Last Week's Revelation

The 5:32 bus never comes.

Last Week's Revelation II

Neither does the 5:47 bus.

This Week's Revelation

Neither does the 7:36 bus.

Today's Hypothesis

There is not enough soup in the world to make me to survive an entire day of working in this freezing cold office.

Today's Hypothesis II

But there might be enough vodka.

~g. mango is frozen and busless