Monday, December 20, 2004

Shock and Awe (More Revelations and Hypotheses)

Today's Revelation


I should always sit down before I open my December Visa bill.

Today's Hypothesis


I should probablly invest in some heart medication before next December's Visa bill comes around.

Today's Revelation II


My entire pay cheque went Old Navy.

Today's Hypothesis II


I should buy shares in Old Navy since I single handedly boosted their last quarter sales out of the stratosphere.

~let g. mango be your financial planner!