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FROM THE DESK OF GREEN MANGO

Dear people that I love who send me forwards,

Please do not send me anymore forwards. Or else I will stop loving you.

Sincerely,

G. Mango

FROM THE DESK OF GREEN MANGO

Dear people that I love who send me forwards that you know I have already gotten because someone that we mutually love sent us the exact same forward thirteen minutes ago,

Please do not send me anymore forwards. I have already stopped loving you.

Sincerely,

G. Mango

~ g. mango says forwards are so 1996