I am so bad at blogging

So you should probablly visit here to find out about my life of late.


~g. mango is so on top of things

Vacay

I am on vacation again. And I know from this entry and the last one, you're probably wondering if that's all I do. It isn't.

But I think I would love for it to be all I do. I am so good at vacationing. I was meant to sit on the beach, book in hand, toes in the sand, sunburn on chest. So when this year is up, I am quitting all my jobs and going on a permanent vacation from vocation. Call it early retirement, call it homelessness and unemployment.

I call it heaven. And you are most welcome to join me and my lemonade on the beach. Just don't ask me to rub sunscreen on you or anything. 'Cause I'm pretty sure that constitutes as work.

~g.mango is part tropical fruit, part sloth