You heard it here first

Two thousand and eight is the Year of the Mango. Yep. I am claiming good luck; good lovin'; prosperity; wisdom; and year-long, steady, enjoyable employment.

What are you claiming for the next year?

~if g.mango can name it, she can claim it!

An open letter the women in my life

FROM THE DESK OF GREEN MANGO

Hey ladies,

Your mustaches look just fine.

Regards,

G. Mango

~g.mango: offering equal-opportunity criticism since 1476