A friendly note from your local mango

IN THE MATTER of the Adolescent Festive Act, 1988, c-35

BETWEEN: G. Mango

AND BETWEEN: The Juvenile Populace (hereinafter referred to as "you")

WHEREAS you are many in number.

WHEREAS you are far too hard to shop for.

THEREFORE cut it out.

Love,

G. Mango
Regional Representative for the Office of Too Many Freaking Teenagers at Christmastime (Interim)

~g. mango for Regional Representative for the Office of YOU GET NOTHING (Permanent)