An open letter to the men in my life

FROM THE DESK OF GREEN MANGO

Dear you all,

I know November is mustache month.

But you look ridiculous. Please shave that thing off.

Regards,

G. Mango

~g.mango: in favour of baby-face boys since 1854

Ten words whose definition and proper spelling often allude me / Ten words that I am dying to use in a single paragraph in my new children's book

1. pedantic
2. magnanimous
3. hossenfeffer
4. stymied
5. perspicacious
6. pulchritude
7. petulant
8. precocious
9. dilatory
10. elude
    

~g. mango should get to work on Percy the Petulant Penguin