Thursday, April 23, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Post-Lent Update
My Lenten Resolutions were an "epic fail" as the young people call it. Partially because of my trip to Guatemala, but mostly due to my own shameful lack of self-restraint, my resolve to not eat out went right out the window. So too did my promise to not check Facebook at work. In fact, on two occasions I broke both rules on the same day. Shame, shame, double shame.
Upon the end of Lent (and the arrival of Easter!), I decided that I needed to make things right and give Lent another try. Lent 2.0, if you will.1 But this time I am only focusing on my Facebook Addiction.
It's been going great, thanks for asking. I've made it a week without checking Facebook at all, even when I am not at work. I had forgotten how liberating it is to not have a Facebook Addiction!
And what, you ask so intrusively, have I been doing with all of my new-found free-time? Mostly I have been letting my creative and social side out for a much-needed whateverwordIamsearchingfor.
I wrote the first essay for a distance ed class that I signed up or all the way back in January. And I started the second assignment (a highly emotive personal narrative which made me highly emotional, so I just cut that right out). And I posted three blogs. You gotta love that, right? And I have read good literature.2 I went rollerblading for the first time this season.3 And I even filed my taxes. And I've spent hours and hours of time with real.live.people. All in all, I gotta say Lent 2.0 is the way to go.
~g.mango was meant for Lent
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1. I cannot take credit for coining Lent 2.0. Big ups to the Clown and her Crocodile Tears.
2. See Wrath, Grapes of
3. If you know me well at all, you will know that rollerblading is less of a recreational sport, but more a creative outlet that produces shortness of breath and a damp brow.
Upon the end of Lent (and the arrival of Easter!), I decided that I needed to make things right and give Lent another try. Lent 2.0, if you will.1 But this time I am only focusing on my Facebook Addiction.
It's been going great, thanks for asking. I've made it a week without checking Facebook at all, even when I am not at work. I had forgotten how liberating it is to not have a Facebook Addiction!
And what, you ask so intrusively, have I been doing with all of my new-found free-time? Mostly I have been letting my creative and social side out for a much-needed whateverwordIamsearchingfor.
I wrote the first essay for a distance ed class that I signed up or all the way back in January. And I started the second assignment (a highly emotive personal narrative which made me highly emotional, so I just cut that right out). And I posted three blogs. You gotta love that, right? And I have read good literature.2 I went rollerblading for the first time this season.3 And I even filed my taxes. And I've spent hours and hours of time with real.live.people. All in all, I gotta say Lent 2.0 is the way to go.
~g.mango was meant for Lent
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1. I cannot take credit for coining Lent 2.0. Big ups to the Clown and her Crocodile Tears.
2. See Wrath, Grapes of
3. If you know me well at all, you will know that rollerblading is less of a recreational sport, but more a creative outlet that produces shortness of breath and a damp brow.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Special Ed Special Report
Welcome to what I hope will be a repeating feature here at Ye Olde Green Mango Log. Here I will recount some of the seemingly unending humourous encounters I have had with the lovely Special Students at my current place of employment.
Setting: Christian Perspectives/Lifeskills Class, a class of five kids with certain challenges where we learn basic life and social lessons, and some stellar biblical principles as well.
The Players: Enrique the Chino, Green Mango (Teachers);
Textbook Aspergers', The Mule, Daydream Believer, Gollum (Students)
Enrique the Chino: What is an advocate?
Daydream Believer: (Excitedly and without irony) A cake! A cake! Someone who makes a cake!
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Green Mango: What is God trying to say to us in the story of the Good Samaritan?
Daydream Believer: (Excitedly and without irony) Make girls happy!
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GM: Who do you think needed help in the story of the Good Samaritan?
Gollum: Jesus! God!
GM looks quizically at Gollum
Gollum: (Quietly and with less gusto) Jesus? God...?
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ETC: In the story, who does Jesus say we should love?
Students: Everyone!
The Mule: Except Hobos.
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Textbook: People in other religions don't believe in God. Except Jews.
~This is g. mango signing off!
Setting: Christian Perspectives/Lifeskills Class, a class of five kids with certain challenges where we learn basic life and social lessons, and some stellar biblical principles as well.
The Players: Enrique the Chino, Green Mango (Teachers);
Textbook Aspergers', The Mule, Daydream Believer, Gollum (Students)
Today's Lesson: Advocacy and the Good Samaritan
Enrique the Chino: What is an advocate?
Daydream Believer: (Excitedly and without irony) A cake! A cake! Someone who makes a cake!
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Green Mango: What is God trying to say to us in the story of the Good Samaritan?
Daydream Believer: (Excitedly and without irony) Make girls happy!
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GM: Who do you think needed help in the story of the Good Samaritan?
Gollum: Jesus! God!
GM looks quizically at Gollum
Gollum: (Quietly and with less gusto) Jesus? God...?
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ETC: In the story, who does Jesus say we should love?
Students: Everyone!
The Mule: Except Hobos.
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Textbook: People in other religions don't believe in God. Except Jews.
~This is g. mango signing off!
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Pancreas plea
After a rather horrifying bike accident, my good friend R-E contracted a case of pancreatisis. As no amount of prodding or poking by the surgeons could convince the organ to function properly, I decided to send her pancreas an email. In rhyming verse, no less. You will find the aforementioned correspondence below.
Oh Pancreas, oh Pancreas
I need you like a fish
Needs water and like how
scientists
Need a petri dish
Oh Pancreas, oh Pancreas
You make endocrine
Or insulin and enzymes
Or was that the Spleen?
Oh Pancreas, my Pancreas
I cannot tell a lie
If you insist on being broke
I think that I may die
So Pancreas, dear Pancreas
I hope you can agree
To do what you're meant to
And quit hurting sweet R-E
Sincerely,
G. Mango
FROM THE DESK OF G. MANGO
Oh Pancreas, oh Pancreas
I need you like a fish
Needs water and like how
scientists
Need a petri dish
Oh Pancreas, oh Pancreas
You make endocrine
Or insulin and enzymes
Or was that the Spleen?
Oh Pancreas, my Pancreas
I cannot tell a lie
If you insist on being broke
I think that I may die
So Pancreas, dear Pancreas
I hope you can agree
To do what you're meant to
And quit hurting sweet R-E
Sincerely,
G. Mango